A gloriously repugnant (yet eternally hilarious) bookmark is just one click away.

Were the phallus jokes at Poseidon's expense your favourite part of Crown of Olympus? Well now you can giggle every time you open a new book if this is the bookmark slipped between the pages.

Metal & enamel. May include a sad little cumdrop I MEAN WHITE BEAD attached to the end by a small chain. To hang outside your book. Staring at you.

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Pre-orders close December 31st.
No exceptions will be granted, and extra stock is not guaranteed.

Orders expected to begin shipping in April 2026.

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Is this your second order? Did the FOMO get you?
Use code ADDON for any subsequent orders and pay no additional shipping!